Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Not sure why I've decided to start a blog.. bored I guess...

I guess I should start by saying that.. I will write in a free association style.. I do like grammar, and I loathe a sentence that starts with AND ( it's a fucking conjunction people!), but this blog is about MY thoughts.. and I don't care to create logical sentence and paragraph structure here.. I just don't.. so there you go.

I swear.. a lot.. if your delicate sensitivities prevent you from enjoying my blog.. fuck you.. I don't care. They are just words people.. the only power that they have is the power that you give them. Frankly, sometimes the word Fuck, is the only word that works..

I am gay friendly, herb friendly, and a Pagan, by nature, if not by practice. I was raised a Catholic and am still in recovery.
I have two kids that I should never have given birth to, as I feel really sorry for them now... because parenting is a tough gig and most of us aren't cut out for it.. including me.
I have a wicked cool husband.. he's a genius, but a bit aspergerish..and I find his neurosis amusing much of the time, but sometimes I want to run screaming into the hills..

I believe in astrology.. I am the epitome of the Aquarius Fire Horse.. look up this description and you will find a picture of me..
I loathe certain types of people.. like arrogant politifiles who are generally Republican.. and tend to hate everything I value the most.

I hate people that never bothered to go to college, but sat around in someone's basement getting stoned and talking about the atrocities in the world, before they've ever gone out and experienced it.. and consider themselves authorities on every fucking subject, and like to make you feel like "the man".. because you bought a cuppa from Starbucks..

I hate pompous, elitest assholes who can't have any fun because they're too busy making sure that everything they have or do, is BIGGER, BETTER OR FASTER than what everyone else has or does..

I enjoy sex.. yep I sure do.. and I like it with men and sometimes women.. take that as you will.. I tend to be about 70% hetero ( and a bit masculine).. and %30 homo (and and rarely girly).. I generally find men more attractive than women, but I do love me some bewbies.. I tend to prefer relationships with women, but sex with men.. then I found my husband.. who is the exact opposite of me.. %70 girl and %30 male.. he is kind of like a lesbian stuck in a man's body.. he prefers women's clothes, for comfort and could tell you if a certain shoe is LAST SEASON'S ( wtf? I just see shoes) but likes to fuck us too.. go figure.. the Goddess broke the mold after this guy, let me tell ya..

I have dreadlocks.. and yes I wash my hair.. I find nothing more loathsome than stinky ass, unkept dreads.. it's horrifying and I find myself staring at their heads waiting for something to crawl out.. eww.. I've never liked my hair, until I started my dreads.. it's the best style I have ever had.. and while they might look, occasionally unkept, I promise they will always be clean..
So, not sure if I'm ready for this.. doubt that YOU are ready for this... but here we go.. on to the next...